So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins