So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.