It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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