I'm so fucking centered right now
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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