I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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