i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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