You're completely useless in the revolution.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Less talking, more tequila
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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