There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
