so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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