oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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