last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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