Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
they need to just BURY HIM!
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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