Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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