he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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