I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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