just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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