Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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