dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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