Ambien. No doubt about it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
