so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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