My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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