What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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