I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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