its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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