I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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