Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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