Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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