if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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