Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
this hospital has no fireball
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize