he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I see more hoeing in ur future
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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