Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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