do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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