He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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