i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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