I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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