u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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