A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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