Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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