Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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