She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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