for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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