naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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