As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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