"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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