Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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