Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I think a kid would responsible me up
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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