You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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