That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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