So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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