do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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