hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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