a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I am available for nakedness
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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