We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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