It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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