Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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