found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There's always time for handjobs
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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