Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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